OOPS! DID I FORGET? IT'S MY 45TH BIRTHDAY!

For all the phony asses that cannot reveal their age, this one's for you and don't tell me the looks don't spell 45! I'm no teenage mother either. My oldest will be 22 and my youngest will be 8. I am completely allergic to fresh pineapples and will have a serious ASTHMA ATTACK! When I was a kid and see them slice it up, I would sneak and get me a bite.....then my parents would rush me to the ER waiting for hours!

I can't but help that Kanye picture when I saw the date behind him and later found out that he was attending the premiere of a movie that comes out on my BIRTHDAY.....called PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!! Now the Ontario lottery is $45 million tonite and a maintenance lady took my trash out at 9.01am left outside my door while I rushed back in to get my keys. She took it and said softly..."Don't worry." I was born at 9.01am in 1963! Now my 3 neighbors and I have played tonights lotto jackpot! Some creepy luck stuff today August 6th! Happy birthday to me!

....Olukemi