EMINEM: 'THERE'S NO STAN SEQUEL'.

EMINEM has dismissed reports he's revamped his hit song STAN for a sequel. Fellow rapper Swiss Beatz recently claimed he'd submitted a track for Eminem's upcoming album Relapse, and it was a follow-up to the 2000 hit, featuring Dido. But Eminem tells Billboard.com, "I haven't worked with Swizz on this album. There isn't a Stan 2, and there won't be. Stan drove his car off a bridge and I'm not writing a song as Stan's ghost. That would just be really corny."

Meanwhile, he has hit out after a track from his forthcoming album RELAPSE was posted online. The Stan hitmaker announced in October (08) that he was considering releasing his sixth LP before the end of the year (08). But the star recently admitted that the record - which he is producing with Dr. Dre - would not be ready to hit shops until early 2009.

And now Eminem is furious after seeing a new track appear on the internet ahead of the album's release. He tells Billboard.com, "It (the leaked song) wasn't close to finished and it even has me doing guide vocals for Dre as a suggestion of how he could lay his verses down. It's like someone catches you peeping in your window before you got the Spider-Man costume all zipped up! Nobody is supposed to see that."

VIDEO OF THE DAY: T-Pain Vs His Vocoder [Comedy] T-PAIN AND THE VOCODER FIGHT IN THE STUDIO!

This shyt is so funny. To all the artists that use the Vocoder, this is a WARNING! Weezy uses it a lot too. Equipment sometimes will come to life and turn on you like the toaster did to my finger this morning. It won't release the bread! I had to take it to the balcony and kick the hell out of it!

Starring T-Pain, Eric Appel, and Chad Carter. Written by Chad Carter. Directed by Jake Syzmanski.T-Pain’s new album THR33 RINGZ in stores 11/11/08 Featuring the hit singles Can’t Believe It featuring Lil Wayne & Chopped & Skrewed featuring Ludacris

MCGANGSTA: BANKRUPT TONIGHT SHOW SIDEKICK ED MCMAHON IS NOW A RAPPER!

Ed McMahon has an unexpected new job title: rapper.

The 85-year-old former Tonight Show sidekick will star in two viral rap videos for FreeCreditReport.com, a financial website owned by credit bureau Experian. The videos feature McMahon wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around Los Angeles in a Cadillac Escalade golf cart and waxing lyrical about his very public financial troubles.

"I knew I could sing the blues, but I didn't know I could rap," McMahon said Wednesday.

The videos will appear online in October.

Charles Harris, FreeCreditReport.com's vice president of strategic marketing, said the company sought out McMahon to star in the humorous spots after seeing him openly discuss his finances on Larry King Live. Harris said McMahon represents "a man who is taking charge."

In the first video, McMahon — who once pitched the American Family Publishing sweepstakes — and a bodyguard are cruising through a neighborhood looking for sweepstakes winners to ask for some money back, but McMahon doesn't actually go through with it. In the second spot, McMahon dons a new suit after undergoing a financial and emotional makeover.

"When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps in the video. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."

After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: "Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I'm back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, 'Go on, take a hike'/It's my show now, and I can do what I like." Read more....

Ed, You go boy!