NOEL GALLAGHER PLANNED A FREE TOUR.....SO WHAT HAPPENED?

OASIS star NOEL GALLAGHER considered allowing fans to see the band's world tour for free - but realised he wouldn't get paid for it. The Wonderwall hitmakers are currently preparing for their global trek, which kicks off in Seattle, Washington on 26 August (08). And fans were almost treated to free tickets - until Gallagher realised he wouldn't get any money from it. He says, "They're free to get in, but you have to pay £75 ($150) to get out. That'd be great at Wembley, wouldn't it? "I didn't spend a year in a recording studio to go 'Yeah, you can f**king have it'."

Focking have it? Gallagher swallowed his own shyt after being so busy bashing Jay-Z about Glastonbury. Fock him!!