SO IS BALLOON BOY'S PARENTS GONNA "FACE THE MUSIC?"

OK, but it is really a music site here and the answer is NO! The Police Chief said it was real. Some crazy story we were all watching in Canada last nite. I hear Discover has offered them a million $$$ for a reality show. At least we take a break from the Gosselins.

JOJO COLLAPSES WHILE KC CONTINUES PLAYING IN CONCERT!

TMZ reports that after suddenly collapsing on stage and clutching his head in agony, Jojo -- from R&B duo K-Ci and JoJo -- laid frighteningly motionless during a live concert in Australia this weekend -- unfortunately, his brother was more concerned with hitting his high note. JoJo spent nearly a full minute on the floor by himself, while in the same time, a crew member picked up the fallen microphone, and his brother continued singing -- but neither one paid any attention to the passed out singer.

In the video, you can hear people in the crowd asking, "Is he alright" and begging K-Ci to "pick him up, man!" But here's the rub -- instead of getting him backstage for help ASAP, K-Ci picks up JoJo and drags his stumbling brother to the front of a stage for an ovation. A crew member then quickly grabbed the dazed singer by the arm and hauled him off the stage. K-Ci told the crowd Jojo was just dizzy from the flight.

My God, I have never liked that KC guy. Isn't he the one that battered Mary J Blige? That inspired that "No more drama" song.

OUTRAGE OVER STING'S PRIVATE JET!

British singer STING has been slammed by environmental groups for hiring a private jet when he was the only passenger. The Police frontman is a longtime campaigner for green issues and has regularly called on the public to cut back on their carbon emissions to help save the planet. But Sting - real name Gordon Sumner - has been accused of failing to heed his own message by chartering a jet for his own private use.

The star flew between Germany and London this weekend (28-29Jun08) but although the plane had space for 14 other passengers, Sumner still travelled separately to the rest of his band. A spokesman for Leipzig airport, where the singer disembarked, confirmed the reports, stating that "Sting was the only passenger on board the Falcon 2000 aircraft." The star's wife, Trudie Styler, was recently forced to come to her husband's defence over his environmentally unfriendly antics - insisting it is "difficult" for a musician to work without creating a huge carbon footprint.

BROWN'S SON REVEALS TOILET FLING WITH LOHAN!

Oh NO you didn't Landon? BOBBY BROWN's singer son LANDON secretly dated LINDSAY LOHAN after she seduced him in a nightclub bathroom. Landon, whose former stepmother was Whitney Houston, claims the toilet tryst took place two years ago at a private party in West Hollywood, when he was 21 and actress/singer Lohan was 20.

The star of MTV reality show Rock the Cradle reveals, "Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. "I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she waked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in." He reveals the pair dated briefly before splitting - and he is keen for a reunion: "It didn't end badly, but it did end weird. I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon." That Lindsay girl is such a _____! You fill in the blanks......

MTV Europe Fined for 'Offensive' Content!!

U.K. media regulator Ofcom is fining MTV Networks Europe £255,000 ($550,000) for "widespread and persistent" breaches of the broadcasting code. The fine, for breaches of the code by MTV UK, MTV France, MTV Hits and TMF, is for the telecast of "highly offensive" material.

IS THE 50 CENT BLAZE PART OF ARSON SPREE?

The arson attack on 50 CENT's New York home was part of a string of similar blazes, investigators suspect. The rapper's Long Island mansion went up in smoke on Friday (30May08) while his ex-girlfriend Shaniqua Tompkins and his ten-year-old son Marquise were at home. They escaped unhurt. Tompkins claims the rapper was involved, but police are trying to establish a link to two other fires which started nearby less than an hour before.

Meanwhile, 50 CENT has been dubbed a bad dad by the mother of his ten-year-old son MARQUISE. Shaniqua Tompkins, who escaped a fire on Friday (30May08) at the New York mansion the star owns, claim 50 Cent has yet to call to check on Marquise, who was at the house with his mother when the blaze started. She tells the New York Daily News, "He didn't even attempt to call his son to see how he was doing. A good father would do that." Tompkins has accused the rapper - real name Curtis Jackson - of starting the fire. He was shooting a movie in Louisiana when it took place.

Bill O'Reilly Club Song: #1 Enemy of Hip-Hop!

You know what they say that hip-hop changes everything, so put Bill O'Reilly's latest video of his outbursts on Inside Edition back in the day and this is what you get! By the way, O'Reilly who is now a "serious news personality" on FOX news hates the hell out of Ludacris!

Episode 2 of the anti-Ludacris crusade

MATERIAL THINGS: Madonna refused to pay her $90,000 hotel bill in Cannes, France!

Pop superstar MADONNA was reportedly furious after a camera crew sneaked into her hotel room during her stay in Cannes, France.The singer was in the region for the Cannes International Film Festival last week and booked into a suite at the city's plush Carlton Intercontinental Hotel.
But Madonna was angered when footage of her hotel room appeared on French television after a TV crew apparently sneaked past security during her stay and filmed her suite - showing the specially provided purified water and gym equipment she had requested.

According to French newspaper Le Parisien, (I speak French and already translated the page for you) Madonna was so angry with the hotel staff, she refused to pay the $90,000 bill. I won't pay either and will donate the money to a French home-less charity! LMAO!

Rihanna: Chris and I Are Very Good Friends!

We found this on PEOPLE magazine's website yesterday. Where have they been?
We had this .........................and....................................that! Are they reading the newspapers and checking the wires? I'm shocked!!!!