MY BUDDY ZACK TAYLOR HAS THE CRIHANNA LOWDOWN: IT'S OVER!

AND Breezy got 5 years probation too! Check out the harsh sentence that should send a message to every celebrity woman beater at ZackTaylor.ca. Hopefully, he will find someone else to get on his dick. He'll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day -- 1440 hours total) -- which is, in effect, hard labor. He'll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives. A Virginia law enforcement officer told us Brown will be picking up trash, pulling weeds and washing fire trucks. See the rest at Zack's site. In better news, Drake tells me she and Rihanna are just pals but I whispered to his ears that I want a wedding invite soon. PERIOD!