#HNNEducation. Dumb Facebook fan correcting my spelling could NOT spell himself!

When I call Nigerians illiterates, they see it as an abusive word. It simply means you can't read or write or grasp the meanings and spellings of words. Here's a stupid example on this thread. I told Linda Ikeji to make her website foolproof from bugs. This Abraham Atta felt that I was uneducated and couldn't spell properly. CLICK screenshot to enlarge. 

Why I thanked Linda Ikeji Social on my e-mail scammed #HNNTech

Earlier today, my e-mail address was hijacked and used by someone at Linda Ikeji Social website. I was livid and sent out a cyberwarfare warning if not removed in 48 hrs. I noticed it at 6.15am and by 10.20am it was fixed. The social platform of the blogger has too many bugs and if we don't complain, they won't improve.

"Thank u @officiallindaikeji Social for deleting the FAKE account created with my business email off ur server. We MUST learn from HUGE mistakes! Pls find a fool proof way to avoid this senseless act of internet trolls who create impersonation all over social media. An email is a powerful tool. It can be used to open 30 social platforms or more. If it is not confirmed people will start operating in my name. Its that activation email I didnt receive. I opened my account with my personal email for that reason when your server said "that email has been registered" which shocked me! I will continue exploring it and point out any flaws. Consider verifying authentic accounts or your 50,000 followers accounts. People's financial info are on your server. I was LIVID! Once again thanks for the prompt action and good luck with LIS."

#MadamKOO Twitter@HNNAfrica

Psychic #Scottish goat predicts @HillaryClinton win #HNNPolitics #Election2016

The main thing is that the goat predicted Brexit and other things and Hillary was born in Chicago. I don't like goats and Chicago in the same sentence after what happened to the Cubs for 108 years with no win. Lots of bad goat stories this week alone. One raped to death by a Nigerian man, another one being sexually abused by a Kenyan man. Beastiality is getting prevalent in Africa.

This goat however has picked Hillary as Madam President. 

Big Bucks made after #Chicago @Cubs #Worldseries WIN. Try COOKIES #HNNSports

(Wikipedia)

Lots of memorabilia will flow, Ummm....$5 each for iced cookies? Oh well it took 108 years and we thank GOD that it's not $108. 108 will be the most played number in the pick 3 lotto today in America. Straight or boxed!--KOO

Explaining the #Chicago @Cubs GOAT CURSE to #Africans #WorldSeries #HNNSports

Sianis and goat Billy Murphy

The Curse of the Billy Goat was the name of a sports-related curse that was supposedly placed on the Chicago Cubs Major League Baseball franchise in 1945 by Billy Goat Tavern owner William Sianis that lasted in a 71-year period from 1945 to 2016. Those newborns when Sianis cursed up the stadium security are now 71 yo people now. Because the odor of his pet goat Murphy (which we call OBUKO here in Nigeria), was bothering other fans, Sianis was asked to leave Wrigley Field, the Cubs' home ballpark, during game 4 of the 1945 World Series. Outraged, Sianis allegedly declared, "Them Cubs, they ain't gonna win no more," which has been interpreted to mean that either the Cubs would never win another National League (NL) pennant, or that they would never again win a World Series.

The Cubs lost the 1945 World Series to the Detroit Tigers, and did not win a World Series championship again until 2016. After the incident with Sianis and Murphy, the Cubs did not play in the World Series for the next 71 years until, on the 46th anniversary of Billy Sianis' death, they defeated the Los Angeles Dodgers 5–0 in game 6 of the 2016 National League Championship Series to win the NL pennant.The Cubs defeated the American League (AL) champion Cleveland Indians 8–7 in game 7 (which lasted 10 innings) to win the 2016 World Series, thus ending the curse. I believe in curses!--KOO

With files from Wikipedia

Comedian @StephenColbert wants the #Chicago CUBS to win #WorldSeries again in 108 years #HNNSports

The tweet was so funny and by now you have all heard that the Cubs won the thrilling World Series after a one hour rain delay among other things. The goat curse is gone. I am a big baseball fan and watched overnight from Africa. It was a real big thriller. Congrats to the Cubs who the Indians lost to. Many fan reactions and stars tweeted online. this was my funniest. I think Colbert is an Indians fan--KOO

(@CityPeopleMagz) Deputy Editor Bola Davies Remembered at #Ibadan Tribute #HNNMemorial

Parrot magazine publisher Yinka Agboola

City People Editor and Publisher Mr. Seye Kehinde

S/O to everyone I met yesterday at the memorial tribute for Bola Davies the late Deputy Editor of City People magazine. Bola was a unique journalist who knew the job and turned it into a brand. She was the face of Oyo/Osun for City People the first softsell magazine in #Nigeria. Those of you that showed up were really appreciated.

The hall was packed by noon, I met her family and Seye Kehinde the Editor gave a very hard hitting speech and perfectly eulogized Bolanle Olufunke Davies. the event was at Mauve 21 hall in Ring road, Ibadan with the who and whos of Ibadan along with prominent journalists on had including Parrot magazine Publisher Yinka Agboola. Comedian Taiwo Obama and Journalist Wole Adejumo co-hosted the event. Bola can never be replaced at the media house. She was a unique gem--KOO

@CityPeopleMagz Publisher Seye Kehinde spoke on the good that Bola Davies did at the magazine. "She kept working sending stories" while sick

— Kemi O-Olunloyo 💻 (@HNNAfrica) November 2, 2016

#Election2016 Tweets start at $300/tweet. Did you get my Twitter Podcast yet? #HNNTech

While Linda Ikeji and Nairaland are still building social communities with no interaction and looking for your traffic with no gains for you, I am aggregating tweets. On US election night, some tweets are starting at about $300 each as it is a premium night. Do you have your audience or clients ready? If u need to know how to make money on twitter I have already been featured in the Punch twice and sell the podcasts. It was N5000 and due to popularity and my verified handle, it is now N9000. I told u to get it fast. 

On #Election2016 u don't have to be a Journalist to tweet the election coverage off TV or radio. U just need to know how to tweet. Purchase your podcast in the album section called #KOOProductions All payment info is there. Remember in Naira, this is major money. So if I tweet 10 things that night it will be $3000, 30 tweets $9000. Learn the secrets of how to monetize your tweets for sports events, TV shows, LIVE TV awards etc. Good Luck to everyone. A huge number of African audiences will be watching this elections OVERNIGHT! Be part of it. Cash in!--KOO

Former Nigerian Custom boss Abdullahi Dikko RETURNS N1B he allegedly STOLE #HNNMoney

Former Comptroller-General of the Nigeria Customs Service, Alhaji Abdullahi Dikko has returned N1,004,000,000 to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Punch reports.

Dikko is being investigated by the EFCC and it was discovered that N40bn was diverted from the service’s account during his period as Comptroller-General between 2009 and 2015.

Dikko was arrested in June but was later released due to poor health.

A source in the EFCC said Dikko has refunded over N1bn and still expected to return more.

“So far, Dikko has returned over N1bn. He returned N1bn and then N4m. He is still expected to return more money,” the source said. It was also said that a N2B mansion that belonged to him was seized.

@Beyonce is NOW a Country Music Star. She's a TEXAN ppl!! #CMAAwards50 #HNNMusic

#HNNMusic via GettyImages

Yes, she is a Texas girl so she should know country music well. The buzz is over as Beyonce took the stage at the CMA's with the Dixie Chicks. Beyonce sang her track "Daddy Lessons" with the Dixie Chicks, which consists of Natalie Maines, Emily Robison and Martie Maguire. That song earned a cover with the Dixie Chicks and the crowd just went wild tonight. 

Beyonce has also performed with Sugarland on the AMA stage in 2008 before. Her hit song "Irreplaceable" was that song. Country music met pop and it was all a good crossover. Many country music stars praised her on Twitter.