YES! I AM GOD!
Lets face it, I am determining everything and anything in Nigeria now if you have not noticed. Nobody in any country trends on twitter for 7 days. I predicted the rainstorms in the rainy season all 2012. I tweeted it all and I ain't a Meteorologist. I want every Christian and muslim in Nigeria to WORSHIP me starting right away because they have not been focused. I'm watching you thru mannequins and all.
Predicting Snow in Toronto, Canada is a hard job. Only GOD gets that right |
So now I have slammed the FAKE pastors Enoch Adeboye and Congregation member slapper David Oyedepo in Nigeria and their fanatical CULT followers. What they don't know is that I AM GOD. Even those Catholic Cardinals gotta smoke their white weed before I can pick em a POPE! That's why you see the white smoke coming from the S chapel.
I have gone after murderers in Canada, read what Toronto Police said to the media below.
“She could reach an audience that myself as a police officer and us as a police service were having challenges to reach,”said Constable Scott Mills, who works in social media for Toronto police. “[But] she definitely made a lot of noise, which at times caused some stress. Sometimes, as a cop, in order to keep the streets safe, you have to dance with the wolves. I don’t want to call Kemi a wolf, because I think she has a good heart. But at the same time, not only in Toronto but in other jurisdictions, we have solved some major incidents because of her work.”...Globe and Mail Canada's National newspaper 8/27/12
“I’ve been criticized by the public and colleagues for associating with her,” said Const. Scott Mills of Crime Stoppers. “But the bottom line is we solved some crimes because of my association with her and we have received info in a timely way, where we got guns off the streets and saved lives.”...Toronto Star/Metro News 8/27/12
“There’s no doubt in my mind that we received information through working with Kemi that saved people’s lives,” Toronto Police Const. Scott Mills said “And if I have to take some criticism for saying that, so be it.”...Toronto Sun 8/27/12
This Easter, I got 3 crosses erected in front of my house for the men of GOD, Nigeria's rich Pastors with 2 private jets a piece and tons of businesses including crazy high school fees University while I have teens selling snacks on 3 lanes of highway and cannot afford school and no English.
Oyedepo and Adeboye get the outer spots for the thieves, my son JE$U$ has ressurrected, so that spot may be reserved for Alamieyesigha, Nigeria's pardoned thieving ex-Governor. The only thing that will save Oledepo and Adebole from the cross is of their school tuition goes down from N650,000 a term to N6,500. Nice cars, luxury houses and the follower are POOR as hell!
Oyedepo and Adeboye get the outer spots for the thieves, my son JE$U$ has ressurrected, so that spot may be reserved for Alamieyesigha, Nigeria's pardoned thieving ex-Governor. The only thing that will save Oledepo and Adebole from the cross is of their school tuition goes down from N650,000 a term to N6,500. Nice cars, luxury houses and the follower are POOR as hell!
Nigerians get mad as hell at Adam and Eve and they are naked. Just wait till I send my snake to your damn garden and watch you run for your lives. You will end up fleeing that Naija garden of yours like I deported Adam and Eve. So remember I am the ALMIGHTY KOO aka GOD with a capital G! The same G for my G-Spot when my Vibrator is in action.
A-MEN
Fuck the MEN of God!
Damn! It's gonna be a GOOD FRIDAY!
Cross will be full of NAILS!
Somebody will be nailed!
Damn! It's gonna be a GOOD FRIDAY!
Cross will be full of NAILS!
Somebody will be nailed!
I am GOD!
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