KFC wrote an open letter to Rihanna thanking her for MAKING OUT with C. Breezy in one of their establishments:
“Dear Rihanna:
We were very excited by your and Chris Brown’s recent visit to a Miami-area KFC restaurant. Clearly, like Kentucky Fried Chicken and our founder Colonel Sanders, you two know how to kick it up a few degrees. And, Rihanna, that’s a secret recipe worth sharing with the world. We could feel the heat – literally – in our restaurant that night … so much so that we’d like to invite you and Chris back to any KFC for a free meal including the Colonel’s Hot Wings.
Whether lunch or dinner, home or on the road, our doors are always open to you. Think of it as a personal way to send an SOS whenever you crave a little Original Recipe. Like you, KFC is dedicated to supporting charity causes. If you and Chris are again photographed making KFC a “hot” date-night spot, we’ll make a donation to your charity, BELIEVE, which helps underprivileged children. Hearing about your fondness for KFC was music to our ears. Please don’t stop making KFC your favorite mealtime choice. Good luck to you and we hope to see you again soon with or without an Umbrella.”
Hot wings? With or without an umbrella? Is corporate America going MAD? This is all crazy fun to get me ready for my first Vicky Day weekend in Canada! What do I get if I suck my man's nipples at KFC? Maybe a bucket of everything on the menu! LOL! BTW, I don't have a man! LOL!
Beyonce gets to eat Popeyes free for life after she said on Oprah how much she loved their chicken. I want me some free chicken....damn it! Even when that Toronto lottery winner was giving free chicken to the entire community, I was working in the damn newsroom that day!
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