THE BODYGUARD TO SPEAK AT THE FUNERAL OF WHITNEY HOUSTON.

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The other day I had this weird dream that I was in the church Saturday where Whitney was being laid to rest. In comes Kevin Costner and President Clinton holding a saxophone. He started to play it to the "I will always love you" theme. You know, this part below.

And I...
Will always love you
I...
Will always love you
You, ooh

[Instrumental / Sax solo]

Remember the American sax playing Prez? So dreams do come true. Jennifer Hudson was not in the top 5 on American Idol and sent home in tears with Simon calling her fat, can't sing and not marketable. Author and welfare mom J.K Rowling was passed over by 4 publishers and Jeremy Lin, a Harvard graduate was dropped by two teams and passed by 4 teams in the NBA draft plus reality show actor "Punk" aka David Otunga aka Jennifer Hudson's husband also with a Harvard law degree just wanted to be a wrestler and is now a major star in the WWE.

Whitney's dreams have come true in heaven. That's because her bodyguard actor KEVIN COSTNER will be speaking at her funeral. Family sources told me early this morning.